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Living in a vacuum sucks.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Living well is the best revenge.
Author: George Herbert

If you look up 'Intelligence' in the new volumes of the Encyclopeadia Britannica, you'll find it classified under the following three heads: Intelligence, Human; Intelligence, Animal; Intelligence, Military. My stepfather's a perfect specimen of Intellige
Author: Aldous Huxley

Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your time, scraps of your thoughts.
Author: Mary O'Hara

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all.
Author: Toni Morrison

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am,'' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?'' ''Yes, sir,'' my mother said with a sigh, ''they're all mine.'' The customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?'' ''Sir,'' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now.''
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes