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I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
Author: Clarence Darrow

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

I am convinced that the world is not a mere bog in which men and women trample themselves in the mire and die. Something magnificent is taking place here amid the cruelties and tragedies, and the supreme challenge to intelligence is that of making the nob
Author: Charles Austin Beard

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
Author: Nelson Mandela

I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
Author: William Shakespeare

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
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