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...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Author: Dan Quayle

[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Author: Lord Byron

[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.
Author: Chuck Sigars

[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Author: David Frost

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes