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A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Author: Bible

A state is not a mere society, having a common place, established for the prevention of mutual crime and for the sake of exchange...Political society exists for the sake of noble actions, and not of mere companionship.
Author: Aristotle

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
Author: Patricia Neal

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
Author: Burt Bacharach

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes