Best quotes to send by SMS
Joseph Conrad For the great mass of mankind, the only saving grace needed is a steady fidelity to what is nearest to hand and heart for the short moment of each human effort.
Author: Joseph Conrad

The Talmud For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie.
Author: The Talmud

Sir Arthur Eddington For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it woul
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Bible For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
Author: Bible

Plutarch For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.
Author: Plutarch

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.
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Food jokes I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
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Food jokes What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.
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Food jokes What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!
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Food jokes Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
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