Best Cell Phones

I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates

I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes