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Experience teaches only the teachable.
Author: Aldous Huxley

External signs of wealth and success are often cheap storefronts that hide internal mediocrity or even incompetence.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Facts are stupid things.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
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What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
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