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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Author: Woody Allen

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Author: Aristotle

It is a waste of time to be angry about my disability. One has to get on with life and I haven't done badly. People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.
Author: Stephen Hawking

What is it about possessing things? Why do we feel the need to own what we love, and why do we become jerks when we do? We've all been there-- you want something, to possess it. By possessing something you lose it. You finally win the girl of your dreams,
Author: Jeff Melvoin

That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Author: Pliny the Younger

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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