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An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth.
Author: Bonnie Friedman

Anatomy is destiny.
Author: Sigmund Freud

And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms.
Author: William Bradford

And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.
Author: A. E. Housman

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."
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Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."
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What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
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