Best quotes to send by SMS

All is flux, nothing stays still.
Author: Heraclitus
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Author: Chantal Saperstein
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
Author: T. E. Lawrence
All movements go too far.
Author: Bertrand Russell
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
Author: William Faulkner
The best jokes to send by SMS

The Escaping
Herd by Gay Topen
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Looking
Forward by Felix Ited
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
School
Meals by R. E. Volting
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
A Load of Old Rubbish
by Stefan
Nonsense
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Hair Disorders
by Dan Druff
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes