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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.
Author: Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Author: Philip K. Dick

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Author: David Letterman

Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is... the highway to success.
Author: Og Mandino

How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
This is the joke from a category: History jokes