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Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
Author: Moses Ibn Ezra

Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Do not always expect good to happen, but do not let evil take you by surprise.
Author: Czech Proverb

Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time.
Author: Hebrew Proverb

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
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