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Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Author: Quintilian

The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
Author: William O. Douglas

The way we distinguish ourselves is by showing our individuality.
Author: Alissa Camahort

The welfare of the people is the ultimate law. (Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)
Author: Cicero

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked. "What are you doin', Paddy? It ain't 6 yet!" "I know what I'm doin'. I know where he lives and he wouldn't have made it!"
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The warrant officer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the warrant officer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The warrant officer said, "Look I'm an warrant officer. I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
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Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes