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A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Author: Russian Proverb

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.
Author: John Heywood

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes