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Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
Author: Hugo De Groot

Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.
Author: William Shakespeare

I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad.
Author: John Kerry

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
Author: Elayne Boosler

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
Author: Bethania McKenstry

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up
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Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning
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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana
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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze
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