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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.
Author: Lucille Ball

Knowledge is essential to conquest; only according to our ignorance are we helpless. Thought creates character. Character can dominate conditions. Will creates circumstances and environment.
Author: Anne Besant

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
Author: Louisa May Alcott

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
Author: Aaron McGruder

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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