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What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
Author: Flavius Vegetius Renatus

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The soul of this man is in his clothes.
Author: William Shakespeare

What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.
Author: Martina Horner

How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience." He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: "I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience." Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. "Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose," he typed. "Please send us two of them."
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

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