Best quotes to send by SMS

It is light grief that can take counsel.
Author: Anonymous
I think that little by little I'll be able to solve my problems and survive.
Author: Frida Kahlo
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Author: Krishnamurti
It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.
Author: Juvenal
It is not enough to help the feeble up, but to support him after.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama so fat when her beeper
goes off,
people thought she was backing up
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
and
spain claimed her for then new world
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with
a paint-roller
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the
scale
it says we don't do livestock.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she
goes
New York, L.A., Chicago
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes