Best quotes to send by SMS
Anonymous It is light grief that can take counsel.
Author: Anonymous

Frida Kahlo I think that little by little I'll be able to solve my problems and survive.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Krishnamurti It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Author: Krishnamurti

Juvenal It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.
Author: Juvenal

William Shakespeare It is not enough to help the feeble up, but to support him after.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
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