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Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Author: Henri Poincare

Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Author: Robert Orben

See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.
Author: Barbara Hall

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes