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Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal

I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals

I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes creativity is a compulsion, not an ambition.
Author: Ed Norton

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
Author: Leo Rosten

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
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Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes