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A companion's words of persuasion are effective.
Author: Homer

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Author: Fred Allen

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Author: Samuel Johnson

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
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Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes