Best quotes to send by SMS

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant
The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust
The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi
It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis
!
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops ! Kn
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Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arson
!
Arson who !
Arson McCullers !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia
!
Asia who ?
Asia mum in?
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