Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

Arthur C. Clarke The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Marcel Proust The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

Aung San Suu Kyi The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?
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