Best quotes to send by SMS

I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Author: Leon Blum
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Author: James Otis
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Author: Max Frisch
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it.
Author: Samuel Johnson
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Author: Matt Groening
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Where do fish
come from?
Finland!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Ever
seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What will santa bring your fish this
christmas?
A scale letrix!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for
things hook, line and sinker!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes