Best quotes to send by SMS
Leon Blum I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Author: Leon Blum

James Otis Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Author: James Otis

Max Frisch Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Author: Max Frisch

Samuel Johnson Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Matt Groening Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Author: Matt Groening

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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Fishing jokes Where do fish come from? Finland!
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Fishing jokes Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Fishing jokes What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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Fishing jokes Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
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