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My one aim was to do a thing well and to excel if possible.
Author: Josephine demott Robinson

To be a saint is the exception; to be upright is the rule. Err, falter, sin, but be upright. To commit the least possible sin is the law for man. Sin is a gravitation.
Author: Victor Hugo

To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Author: Suzanne Gordon

To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.
Author: Madonna

To be great is to be misunderstood.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water." One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have ketchup on it?"
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well," the man began, "I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said 'Yes.' Then I asked her 'why ?' She replied, 'Because I love you'."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes