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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
Author: George F. Will

For a true writer each book should be a new beginning where he tries again for something that is beyond attainment. He should always try for something that has never been done or that others have tried and failed. Then sometimes, with great luck, he will
Author: Ernest Hemingway

For aught that I could ever read, Could ever hear by tale or history, The course of true love never did run smooth.
Author: William Shakespeare

For death begins with life's first breath, and life begins at touch of death.
Author: John Oxenham

For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Author: J. W. Schopf

Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
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Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
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Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?" "Ah don't know, mister," said Coleman. "I worked on the day shift."
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