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Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
Author: Ethel Mumford

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Author: W. C. Fields

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Laughter is by definition healthy.
Author: Doris Lessing

Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
Author: Archbishop Ireland

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face
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