Best quotes to send by SMS

The number of books will grow continually, and one can predict that a time will come when it will be almost as difficult to learn anything from books as from the direct study of the whole universe. It will be almost as convenient to search for some bit of
Author: Denis Diderot
The older I get, the more I feel
almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds
The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Author: Ellen Glasglow
I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Author: Luis Bunuel
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon
!
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour
!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson
!
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankansas
!
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
!
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !
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