Best quotes to send by SMS
Denis Diderot The number of books will grow continually, and one can predict that a time will come when it will be almost as difficult to learn anything from books as from the direct study of the whole universe. It will be almost as convenient to search for some bit of
Author: Denis Diderot

Sharon Olds The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds

Marcel Proust The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust

Ellen Glasglow The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Author: Ellen Glasglow

Luis Bunuel I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Author: Luis Bunuel

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !
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