Best quotes to send by SMS

Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski
It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Author: Norman Maclean
In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll
In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter
I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
Author: Sylvia Plath
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross a dog and a
cheetah ?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What's a dog favourite hobby ?
Collecting
fleas !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog chases anything
red ?
A
bull dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy
road ?
A mutt in a rut !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes