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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Author: Matt Groening

I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer resigns a commission.
Author: Robert Burns

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
Author: Nadine Stair

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Author: J. B. Priestley

Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!
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They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes