Best Cell Phones

Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.
Author: Hyman Rickover

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Author: Clarence Thomas

Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.
Author: William Saroyan

Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the best of you.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Gossip about a person and his shadow will appear.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes