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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Author: Jackie Mason

It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules.
Author: Eric A. Burns

It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them.
Author: Steve Jobs

It's the whole, not the detail, that matters.
Author: German Proverb

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
Author: Beverly Sills

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.
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Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "Be silent!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes