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Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
Author: Johann K. Lavater

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Author: Jackie Gleason

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.
Author: Aristotle

It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
Author: Homer

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
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A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
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What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes