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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.Author: George Bernard Shaw
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.Author: Amy Tan
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.Author: Unknown
If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.Author: David Peterson
If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.Author: Brendan Francis
The best jokes to send by SMS
A little kid's in
school, taking a
true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end
of the test he's
flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are
you doing?" He
says, "Checking my answers."This is the joke from a category: School jokes
A school teacher injured his back and had to
wear a
plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it
under his shirt
and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of
the term, still
with the cast under his shirt, he found himself
assigned to the toughest
class in the school.
Walking
confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as
wide as
possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom
became a
bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.
While working at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his
tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as
the
class become more and more unmanageable.
Finally,
becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took
a big
stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several
places.
Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: What happened to your
homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Mother: Did you
enjoy the school outing,
dear ?
Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
Mother: Really ?
Why's that ?
Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
without having to tell
you off.
Pupil: You have my permission
!This is the joke from a category: School jokes