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To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect his death would produce.
Author: Peter de Gaston Levis

To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
Author: Bruce Lee

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in.
Author: Henry Miller

No Christian and, indeed, no historian could accept the epigram which defines religion as 'what a man does with his solitude.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11." "11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred. "What kind of counting is that'?" asked the teacher "Who's counting'?" replied Fred. "I'm calling signals."
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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