Best quotes to send by SMS

Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
Author: Rosa Parks
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Author: Gene Fowler
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
Author: Titus Livius
Men cling passionately to old traditions and display intense reluctance to modify customary modes of behavior, as innovators at all times have found to their cost. The dead-weight of conservatism, largely a lazy and cowardly distaste for the strenuous and
Author: V. Gordon Childe
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his
feathers are combed over to one side.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a
nest-cafe !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a duck with a
firework ?
A firequaker !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes