Best quotes to send by SMS
Rosa Parks Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
Author: Rosa Parks

Gene Fowler Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Author: Gene Fowler

Titus Livius Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
Author: Titus Livius

V. Gordon Childe Men cling passionately to old traditions and display intense reluctance to modify customary modes of behavior, as innovators at all times have found to their cost. The dead-weight of conservatism, largely a lazy and cowardly distaste for the strenuous and
Author: V. Gordon Childe

Niccolo Machiavelli Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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Bird jokes What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !
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Bird jokes Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
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Bird jokes What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !
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Bird jokes What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
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