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One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
Author: Norman Mailer

It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be the most perfect government. Experience has proved that no position is more false than this. The ancient democracies in which the people themselves deliberated never possessed one
Author: Alexander Hamilton

One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
Author: Henry Miller

Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in.
Author: Katherine Mansfield

Only the wise possess ideas; the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!
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