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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Author: Yogi Berra

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
Author: Al Franken

Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of having conferred benefits. Not even the gratification of receiving them.
Author: Ellis Peters

If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.
Author: Isaac Newton

In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?
Author: Kanye West

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents." "Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes