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America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Author: Sigmund Freud

America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an oasis of goodness in a desert of cynicism and barbarism. This country, once an experiment unique in the world, is now the last best hope for the world.
Author: Dinesh D'Souza

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.
Author: Garry Trudeau

Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Author: J. Bartlett Brebner

America's greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our belief that we can always start over, that things can be made better.
Author: Anthony Walton

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
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1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
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