Best quotes to send by SMS

Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous, and lo! Virtue is at hand.
Author: Confucius
In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but peace and quiet cannot be established without virtue.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus
The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
Author: Heda Bejar
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Author: Donald Trump
The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Author: Jim Bishop
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda
!
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander
!
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali
!
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra
!
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea
!
Althea who ?
Althea in court!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes