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To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, and then hold to that action till the goal is reached. The key is action.
Author: Michael Hanson

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Author: Joey Bishop

Tomas did not realize at the time that metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love.
Author: Milan Kundera

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Author: George Burns

In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Author: Johann von Neumann

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes