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I know that my Redeemer liveth.
Author: Bible

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.
Author: Richard Gere

I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal.
Author: Eugene Delacroix

I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together a
Author: James Thurber

Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.
Author: Bible

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes