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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Author: W. C. Fields

The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.
Author: Arnold Bennett

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Author: Pliny the Elder

The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Author: Charles Churchill

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
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How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!
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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes