Best quotes to send by SMS

There's always something to write about. If there's not then you need to live life more aggressively.
Author: Min Kim
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Author: David Letterman
I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Author: Anna Quindlen
There's nothing that keeps its youth,
So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Author: Robert Orben
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a snakes favourite dance ?
Snake,
rattle & roll !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !sna
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
Poison by Christian Dior !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What subject are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What did the mother snake say to her
crying
baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes