Best quotes to send by SMS
Min Kim There's always something to write about. If there's not then you need to live life more aggressively.
Author: Min Kim

David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Author: David Letterman

Anna Quindlen I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Oliver Wendell Holmes There's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Robert Orben There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Author: Robert Orben

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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Snake jokes Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
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Snake jokes What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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Snake jokes What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Snake jokes What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
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