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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Author: Mark Twain

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

It is confidence in our bodies, minds and spirits that allows us to keep looking for new adventures, new directions to grow in, and new lessons to learn - which is what life is all about.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Author: Rod Serling

How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong, the army is now your home". Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if he had anything to say "you bet I do" the sergeant replied, "men, while you were gone today, I found beds improperly made, clothes not hanging correctly, shoes not shined and footlockers a mess. Where do you think you are? Home?
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes