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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
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Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
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Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
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