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Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords.
Author: Samuel Johnson

It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
Author: Saint Francis Of Assisi

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Author: John Viscount Morley

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Author: e e cummings

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, "I was being the ring bear."
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn th ing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
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