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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Author: Matsuo Basho

Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
Author: Plutarch

Do not think of knocking out another person's brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago.
Author: Horace Mann

Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes