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Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Author: Haim Ginott

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
Author: Harold S. Hulbert

Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles...respect for human life, the punishment of crimes against property and persons, the equality of all good citizens before the law...or, in a word justice.
Author: Max Nordau

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
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A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and competely duffed the shot. The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis." The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway. The pro said "That was excellent! Let's try it again only this time take the club out of your mouth."
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Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.
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