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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck

Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot

What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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