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Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.Author: Randy K. Milholland
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.Author: John Quincy Adams
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.Author: C. S. Lewis
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.Author: Clare Booth Luce
Cowardice asks: Is it safe? Expediency asks: Is it politic? But Conscience asks: Is it right?Author: William Punshon
The best jokes to send by SMS
A doctor is going round the ward with
a nurse and they
come to the first bed where the chap is laying
half dead.
"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks
the
doctor.
"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight
tablets every two
hours!"
At the next bed the next patient also
appears half dead.
"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every
twelve hours?"
"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour,"
replies the nurse.
Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well
and truly deceased,
not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor,
"did you prick his
boil?"
"OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the
nurse.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spend four
hours in the waiting
room.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I
see the spots much clearer.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
How many physiotherapists
does it
take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bulb some
exercises to do and hope it
will be working a bit better the next
time they see it.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
but nine escaped. How many were
left? Nine!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes